CDC on probation

Dear CDC

Please understand that as you are at least 9 months late for presenting your paper on Morgellons (Collembolaiasis). The highest mark you can get now is a D-,,,,and that is if you submit before January 31.

Unfortunately, failure to meet that final deadline, will result in your having to repeat your Kindergarten year, including the subjects that you completed, with marks of C or less..

Said subjects at this time are: Coloring between the lines 101, clay modelling 101, Fonix (formerly spelled Phonics) 101, and Going Potty Alone 102.